Remember your old school SNL/obscure science references when answering this question

"Animal face-off! Who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?"

This is tough. I mean, bears are strong. But sharks have sharper teeth. They both mostly hunt fish. But one of them is craftier, and that is:

The Shark. Do we not remember the Land Shark? Besides, I have never heard of a "Water Bear."

OK, so I looked it up, and apparently it exists. But it is microscopic. So Land Shark would win.