This made me happier than I could ever articulate. I want to adopt all of these children.

1. "Let me see if my muscles are growin'..."

2. "We're doing business here."

3. "He was injured, injured bad."

It would make me happier than most of the world to go to a dance party with the cast of "Community" while Troy aka Childish Gambino aka Donald Glover performed. And it would make me happier than the rest of the world if Donald Glover then came up to me and told me that he is just as crazy in love with me as I am with him.

And then I would sink into a deep state of depression when I woke up.

Baby Banner Ads

Facebook has had advertisements for a while, and for the most part, they don't bother me. But there have been a lot of ads lately featuring the simple demand to "Make a Baby." I don't want a baby that looks like this:

 

Or this:

 

 

 Sometimes, they even double up!

 

  

I don't want a morbidly obese baby. Or a super creepy baby, like this one. Of course, this ad came from MySpace, which is just Facebook's creepier counterpart (and it shows in this photo):

 

 

I will never trust anyone I find on a Facebook banner ad to make my babies, even if they are fake and theoretical. Just...never.

I have a huge girl-crush on Sarah Silverman.

New-ish Obsession

Danny Robert's Etsy store and blog are full of beautiful prints and I want to own pretty much all of them, but especially this one:

The Redhead Lover is almost-by-far my favorite piece of his. I like them all, for sure, but this one is really really amazing. I am buying it ASAP. He also has a gorgeous print based on the first kiss from Romeo + Juliet (remember when Leo still looked good?)

Barbie Beach House?

(via Home Sweet Home)

My hot pink Barbie Convertible would really come in handy in this locale.

Christmas is upon us

That's right. Christmas sales are in abundance, ABC Family is doing their annual "25 Days of Christmas" countdown, and I'm panicking over gifts because college has sapped all of my energies, creative and otherwise. I kind of just want to follow this guy's lead.

 

Eggnog is pretty much the best part of Christmas. Well, presents might be better, but just barely. Eggnog is definitely better than all that quality family time or whatever.