Baby Banner Ads

Facebook has had advertisements for a while, and for the most part, they don't bother me. But there have been a lot of ads lately featuring the simple demand to "Make a Baby." I don't want a baby that looks like this:

 

Or this:

 

 

 Sometimes, they even double up!

 

  

I don't want a morbidly obese baby. Or a super creepy baby, like this one. Of course, this ad came from MySpace, which is just Facebook's creepier counterpart (and it shows in this photo):

 

 

I will never trust anyone I find on a Facebook banner ad to make my babies, even if they are fake and theoretical. Just...never.