It would make me happier than most of the world to go to a dance party with the cast of "Community" while Troy aka Childish Gambino aka Donald Glover performed. And it would make me happier than the rest of the world if Donald Glover then came up to me and told me that he is just as crazy in love with me as I am with him.

And then I would sink into a deep state of depression when I woke up.