It would make me happier than most of the world to go to a dance party with the cast of "Community" while Troy aka Childish Gambino aka Donald Glover performed. And it would make me happier than the rest of the world if Donald Glover then came up to me and told me that he is just as crazy in love with me as I am with him.

And then I would sink into a deep state of depression when I woke up.

Baby Banner Ads

Facebook has had advertisements for a while, and for the most part, they don't bother me. But there have been a lot of ads lately featuring the simple demand to "Make a Baby." I don't want a baby that looks like this:

 

Or this:

 

 

 Sometimes, they even double up!

 

  

I don't want a morbidly obese baby. Or a super creepy baby, like this one. Of course, this ad came from MySpace, which is just Facebook's creepier counterpart (and it shows in this photo):

 

 

I will never trust anyone I find on a Facebook banner ad to make my babies, even if they are fake and theoretical. Just...never.